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When you are so confused you literally are confusion
I am confusion
by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 20, 2018

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The feeling you get when you read an urban dictionary definition
I got worried when I looked up the name Julian
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by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! January 06, 2019

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A girl who everyone loves and is very friendly. Usually has brown hair and hazel eyes. They usually have strong bonds with animals like dogs or cats. She is that girl that talks to anyone and everyone she runs into. She talks to every guy and misleads everyone until you find out she likes some 300 pound kid who is ugly AF and your like WTF. Trust me if your friends with one keep it that way.
Jessica talked to everyone in the hall and was late school.
by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

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A guy who drinks bud light front the moment he wakes up and falls to bed at 2am so wasted he wakes up still wasted drinks some more and goes to work. That guy that comes to my dads house drunk and he stays really long a creeps me out. He’s ALWAYS DRUNK NO MATTER-WHAT.
Brian is such a douche
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by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

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A fucking little piece of shit that makes your body work. It’s good for that and that’s it. Because then it decides let’s have the same fucking dream three days in a row and have be about a shit ass girl at school. It decides ok this happened let’s think about that for the next 4 years.
My brain is so annoying
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by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

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When someone look at you and doesn’t look away or blink. Sometimes pupils dilate which is um means they like you but that doesn’t matter.
Jessica did the stare at Julian
by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 24, 2018

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Everyone here might be like. Hahah ligma balls, no. Ligma is a serious condition that causes things u can’t even imagine. Have u ever broke a bone. It’s actually because the ligma virus attaches to your bone and when you hit your bone in a certain way it breaks it. It can also develop into SUGMA witch is very rare. The government makes us believe ligma is a joke but it’s not. Anyone who gets it is secretly treated by the FBI every night. Also doctors say people die of old age, NO! When your born you have a ligma cell in your body that grows throughout your life. Sometimes it grows a little to fast and you die younger than others, it depends. This is not a joke. When they said Ninja died of ligma they were not joking. He died of ligma and the FBI overnight treated and did surgery on him to revive him and erased his memory so he said I didn’t die of ligma. From now on if something is up and It hurts blame it on ligma because it’s coming for us all and we don’t even know it.
Ninja died of ligma and the next day denied it.
by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! December 23, 2018

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