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1. Confusion and frustration. 2. A heated situation amongst well meaning people due to a breakdown in communication. 3. A breakout of fury from cultural animosities leading to war. 4. An accident by a senile person.

1. Talks at the UN often lead to confustion. 2. He loved his wife but she confusted him all to much when talking politics. 3. The teacher was great because he was patient with even the the most confusted students.

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confustion

Discussion of a confusing nature leading to general misinterpretation and seemingly random comments.

Fiona: Did get phished?
Pete: CLAMS!
Fiona: It seems I may have caused some confustion.

confustion by House Of Fu October 16, 2008

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Confustion

Being so confused that you quite literally explode.

Portmanteau of confusion and combustion.

Aww man, my chemistry homework almost had my brain in a state of confustion last night.

Confustion by ch3mgrl May 29, 2009

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Confustion

A confusing question.

-Did your mom go today ?
Huh, what are you talking about?
- Oh sorry for the confustion, she had mentioned she was taking a trip today.

Confustion by Sopha99 August 16, 2016

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Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

Shy/Asshole Confusion by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

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Pussy concussion

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

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doorknob confession

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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