congrangled

The action of being congrangle. To be mixed up in the past tense.

This is one big congrangled mess!

by Constantine Jones February 21, 2014

Contangled

When you or something is tangled and you are confused to how you can untangle yourself. Generally used whilst sailing.

"are you ready to tack?" " no I'm so contangled!"

by Geoffrey158 March 2, 2016

Controngled

To be in a state of sexual frustration

"He removed his shirt leaving me completely controngled"

"Their body is so controngling"

by Saltymaster14 March 12, 2017

Confangled

1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.

Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.

Example 2:

Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*

by The Nobody. January 29, 2009