congratunlucky

a word used to break the bad news in the worst possible way, filling the victim with joy before brutally breaking their heart for your own amusement

<instructor> pull up to the side of the road and turn off the ignition.
<driver> well? how did I do?
<instructor> congrat...
<driver> :)
<instructor> unlucky, you've failed.
* driver cries

congratunlucky by twed April 23, 2004

congratufuckyoulations 

when you're congratulating someone but secretely you're just jealous

person a: i got this 100$ dress for just 20$ at my local thrift shop!
person b: congratufuckyoulations.

congratufuckyoulations by saltagilicious June 9, 2025