Congerbating 

To masturbate while fantasizing about someone so intently, that you start to believe you actually had sex with that person.

Congerbater: Hey you know that Jessica chick? man I nailed her hard.

Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?

Congerbating by Kamisama-x November 6, 2009

consterbating 

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.

Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.

consterbating by John's mother April 2, 2007

Contembating 

One who is contemplating to masturbate, but questioning why or why not during such session. Or One who is making a serious or life changing decision while masturbating.

Wife - "Honey did you decide whether or not the baby is a good idea"
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."

Contembating by Corey The Frack April 13, 2010

conversating 

The act of Conversing. To have a Conversation in the past or present tense.

(past): "So yesterday i was conversating with so-and-so about such-and-such."

(present): "Hold Up f00, I'm Conversating over here!"

conversating by Immy October 14, 2003

conversating 

in the act of talking in class and the teacher assks you what you are doing.

teacher- what are you doing timothy

timothy- im conversating
teacher- don't you mean conversing
timothy-no i mean conversating

conversating by fallen child incorperated October 2, 2010

Conversating 

To converse with another individual

I was conversating with Chris last night about the evening news.

Conversating by Exiled2Colorado May 17, 2006

conversating 

a sexier way of saying conversing

I love conversating; it turns me on.

conversating by deemsterz December 10, 2009