congentation 

when you drink some cold ass water and you feel it in your body

person 1: “bro this water is so congentagious”
person 2: “wtf is that supposed to mean bruh???”
person 3: “ermmm actually congentation is when you feel water ☝️”
person 2 and 1: stfu timmy

congentation by BananaAgent1 March 29, 2024

molar concentration 

Something you learn in chemistry which my cousin calls hell

I would rather eat Popeyes biscuit than learn molar concentration

molar concentration by Aughbygarrison May 16, 2022

contextation 

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

contextation by no1sandman November 7, 2010

confontational 

describes an individual whose online, typewritten persona (in font) is vastly different than the one perceived in real-life, particularly from the aspect of being obnoxious, demanding, or arrogant.

Kelly: Ugh! Chris totally bitched at me for not doing his work for him and told me how lucky I should feel that he is actually my friend.

Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.

Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!

confontational by IncontinentalBreakfast February 18, 2011

Concentration douche face

The equivalence to resting bitch face, only this is the face made whenever someone is reading or working.

"Yo man you look really pissed. Is everything okay?"
"Oh yeah. I just have concentration douche face."

Concentration douche face by Jumbawumba April 2, 2015

panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.

I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.

panty condensation by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009

concentration tongue 

Much like drummer tongue, the act of unconsciously sticking the tongue part way out of the mouth while performing any task requiring concentration.

Billy must find colouring difficult: his concentration tongue is sticking out.

concentration tongue by Chibi Jeeb December 27, 2010