conflaytion 

conflation that flays one's soul

Committing conflaytion between different senses of the word "dream" can confuse and confound; on the other hand, it can also set one free from the limits of linguistic reality and logic!

conflaytion by Doos Jarus February 15, 2021

Confloption

Descended from the Greek word 'Confloptus'. To upset the equilibrium. To distress harmony. To create a disturbance.

We've just been jacked! Mans rushed up and conflopped everywhere y'all.

I say, what's that on the horizon? Is it a Navy vessel preparing to fire? I dare say we are about to enter a state of complete and total confloption.

Confloption by Lethal B November 8, 2008

confluction 

Confluction: 1]Massive Conflagration. 2]Cluster Fuck of the 5th order. 3]Entanglement of 500 coat hangers. 4]Calling a credit card or software company and attempting to speak with a human.

The stimulus package is the biggest confluction to land on American taxpayers in over 225 years.

confluction by Bevo the Fox March 16, 2009

conflation of religion and politics 

Something unnecessary that is done far too often by immature, unintelligent people who feel the need to put a label on everything and cannot accept that not everything fits into their cookie cutter images.

One example of such ridiculous is found in the top definition of the term "libtard" (wow, what an intellectual, mature argument against liberalism lol). According to this definition, the politically liberal are all bound to Hell, unless they agree 100% with every single thing that that the definer and his political party say.

It's so funny how they accuse atheists (and anybody who is religious and liberal, which for some reason is the same as being an atheist to these immature conflators) of not being patriotic, but then will go up to bash about how liberals and atheists are "ruining America" and will bitch and moan about America's current state... but when liberals say that America is great now and can get even better by learning a thing or two form other countries... then suddenly they're antiAmerican communists?

For examples of the immature conflation of religion and politics, just look at the vast majority of definitions on here :) Lol.

Due to the conflation of religion and politics, people honestly think that being a conservative Republican who votes for George Bush, John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Donald Trump will get them into Heaven.

No, "conservative" does not automatically mean "religious" which does not automatically mean "spiritual" which does not automatically mean "Christian" because:

1. There are multiple religions.
2. There are people of multiple political alignments in each religion.
3. Spirituality is often very different from straight up religion.
4. Politics are the most materialistic and manmade system, whereas spirituality/religion AT LEAST IN THEORY is supposed to be a search for the greater truth.
5. Jesus, who was all about letting people into his home, I really doubt would approve of profiling, bashing, and putting a border to stop Mexicans from coming into America.

But of course, neoconservatives will continue to assume that they are the only Christians and, according to them, atheists and liberal Christians and Jews are all one and the same, despite the fact that they have DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT VIEWS ON RELIGION AND SPIRITUALITY!

And this is why we can't have nice things *Sigh*

conflation of religion and politics by TheAntithesis to Stupidity July 4, 2016

conflarting 

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.

I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.

conflarting by That's Baloney May 29, 2019

conflatio 

Conflatio an act of confusion whereby one accidentally gives a blow job to the wrong recipient.

My girlfriend was so drunk that she conflatio'd my identical twin brother

conflatio by #metooplz May 18, 2018

Confluction 

A confluction is a congruence of some parts of reality with a new part of reality, which is not actually reality but is experienced as a form of reality to the mind. This part is unreal, exists in fantasy, in situations such as video games, movies, and in some news reports. For example, cities are destroyed, elections are stolen. It is thought that this may account for some features of modern day thinking where fake news or various distortions of events are thought of as real, such as votes being fabricated, vaccinations being poisonous, so that such events are portrayed as real in many news features and are believed by many influential people as true although they are actually not real.

There is a confluction of reality when people think a city is destroyed or an election is stolen. Buildings can be bombed or some elections corrupted but it doesn't get as bad as the mind makes it out to be.

Confluction by bobcatbobby August 18, 2022