conflatio

Conflatio an act of confusion whereby one accidentally gives a blow job to the wrong recipient.

My girlfriend was so drunk that she conflatio'd my identical twin brother

by #metooplz May 18, 2018

conflatulence

The inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. Generally considered deplorable as another's fart is traditionally considered inimical to one's own.

Somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, and indeed scorn, of the purists among us. This conflatulence was both redolent of and offered new insight into Cole Porter's lament, "Down in the Dumps on the 90th Floor."

by Sleuthsayer February 28, 2011

Cunflatio

The conflation of fellatio and cunnilingus into a single sexual act.

Person 1: Cunflatio is just a snobby way to say 69, you know that?
Person 2: Technically speaking, all 69's are cunflatio, but not all cunflatio is a 69....and people love portmanteaus.

by charliethesickgenius May 7, 2017

conflatulations

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments

Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb

by jrky March 4, 2009

the natural confectionery

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

by Kram22 March 5, 2021

conflatologist

A person who specializes in creatively combining unrelated ideas to imply cause and effect which can be intentionally used to mislead the public.

The best conflatologists are often hired to be Fox News Anchors.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Confloption

Descended from the Greek word 'Confloptus'. To upset the equilibrium. To distress harmony. To create a disturbance.

We've just been jacked! Mans rushed up and conflopped everywhere y'all.

I say, what's that on the horizon? Is it a Navy vessel preparing to fire? I dare say we are about to enter a state of complete and total confloption.

by Lethal B November 8, 2008