el confidente

A method of gaining and exploiting the trust of a vulnerable woman. Positioning oneself to be the primary source of support and intimate information, with the intention of bedding the anguished.

He played el confidente to the widow Brown, and reaped luscious fruits borne from Herr Brown's considerate compost.

by sirspudd October 2, 2007

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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

checkpoint confidence

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.

"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."

by GhostOfRedditPast January 29, 2020

Confidence Check

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.

Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"

by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012

confidence

having the ability to walk through a hallway full of people and not caring what they think.

Dang, Alexandra sure has confidence.💘

by xx. -A. April 30, 2016

confident tub

A tubby person with great stature and confidence.

Henry Pope has quite the confident tub

by uGxFatal February 22, 2015

farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).

"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

by captainlarry February 8, 2010