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non-farted
That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to
piss
, and it feels like you have to
fart
, so you
let fly
and nothing happens.
I
stood
there for like
thirty
seconds before I non-farted. I was so
disappointed
by
The Dude of Bong-itude
January 18, 2006
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non fart day
Proceeding a
shart
for the rest of the day a person cannot
fart
for
danger
of repeating a shart.
"Dude
today's
a non fart day"
"
How come
?"
"
I sharted
earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".
by
Sam "Ace" Rostein
August 7, 2008
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