conflacted 

Anything you want it to be

Dude, Im so conflacted

conflacted by ColPowell November 20, 2013

Conflictedl

Conflictedl is one of the most influential players of the Hypixel. He's arguably the best lobby sitter of his time, He's so famous and talented. He is so sexy and the hottest SkyWars GodLike.

Conflictedl's is such a cutie

Conflictedl by SupremeIOI July 24, 2021

confeated 

The act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.

You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about

OR

You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.

Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"

Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"

Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"

confeated by 2Tech December 24, 2008

Confucted 

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,

Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."

Confucted by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011

conflicted

the emotional state when a man's two heads disagree

AOTS management should hire Alison because she's better qualified, but Sara Jean is sexier. They must feel conflicted.

conflicted by hurlyburly3 December 22, 2010

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

Contracted Crop Duster by The S Master June 13, 2021

Conflicated 

adj - the act of causing conflict due to one’s complicated nature or situation.

Man, Why do you have to make things so conflicated?

Conflicated by therealone September 26, 2008