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Conactive 

adverb. The opposite of proactive. Actively ruining things.
Censoring any book is as conactive as putting overalls on Michelangelo's "David".
Conactive by imkarebear26 April 24, 2011

conducive 

Tending to contribute to, encourage, or bring about some result.
Working conditions are not conducive to productivity.
conducive by Giftediq May 29, 2009

conducive to my situation 

an intelligent-sounding way to state whether or not a certain outcome is likely or possible.
even though i really like that Frank, his lack of a job is not conducive to my situation.

penis conduction 

Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.
Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!
penis conduction by Spade713 June 11, 2005

Conducive 

(adj) used to describe something in a positive manner.
Deborah's cooking is amazing, the food she makes is really conducive.

That girl is unconducive, she looks like she got hit by a train.

My remote is broken, can anyone conducify it for me?

Alcohol increases the conducivity at a bar by making unconducive girls look conduce.
Conducive by mstrsplntr December 23, 2010

conduction 

When heat or electricity is moving from place to another
"Omg Linda! You shocked me!!"

"It must have been conduction"
conduction by Sexyass1415 January 17, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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