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condomdrum 

When one finds it confusing or questionable of whether or not a condom is being used currently or was used previously.
Tim and Lacy are currently doing 'the deed' and both are experiencing a condomdrum.
condomdrum by hguaeB January 17, 2021
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condundrum 

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.
We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!
condundrum by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011
A problem or issue one deals with as a result of their own dim witted actions. A bad situation created by one's own stupidity that is often difficult to navigate.
Meg is in a quite a codumdrum because she is broke after spending all of her money on drugs and getting fired for being high at work.
Jill needs a ride to the store for beer because she lost her liscence from a dwi, what a codumdrum!
Codumdrum by JmuthafukinKroh October 29, 2019

parallel of the condundrum 

Something to compare something else, as well as emphasising a point
You must circle in black and white, as this GCSE revision is the parallel of the condundrum in your life! - said the teacher
Used condom filled with helium
If the groom's friends supply enough used condoms, they may be able to make enough condomiums to lift the flower girl into the air.
Condomium by Dictotater December 24, 2013

Conhumdrum 

A tune or song you can't quit humming, whistling or get out of your head. A neologism starting with the word, "conundrum", adding hum in the middle, and incidentally containing the word, "humdrum", which describes the monotony of the tune's incessant repetition.
When I left the musical, I had the title song stuck in my head, repeatedly humming it until the conhumdrum drove me batty.
Conhumdrum by Afortunateone January 17, 2015
when someone who is straight wonders what it is like to be gay, and experiments with it
"i didn't mean to kiss that boy, dude. i was in a conumdrum"
conumdrum by theonetheyseekforwisdom November 25, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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