condomdrum 

When one finds it confusing or questionable of whether or not a condom is being used currently or was used previously.

Tim and Lacy are currently doing 'the deed' and both are experiencing a condomdrum.

condomdrum by hguaeB January 17, 2021

condundrum 

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.

We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!

condundrum by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

Codumdrum

A problem or issue one deals with as a result of their own dim witted actions. A bad situation created by one's own stupidity that is often difficult to navigate.

Meg is in a quite a codumdrum because she is broke after spending all of her money on drugs and getting fired for being high at work.
Jill needs a ride to the store for beer because she lost her liscence from a dwi, what a codumdrum!

Codumdrum by JmuthafukinKroh October 29, 2019

parallel of the condundrum 

Something to compare something else, as well as emphasising a point

You must circle in black and white, as this GCSE revision is the parallel of the condundrum in your life! - said the teacher

parallel of the condundrum by GeorgeFromTFM March 7, 2023

Condomium

Used condom filled with helium

If the groom's friends supply enough used condoms, they may be able to make enough condomiums to lift the flower girl into the air.

Condomium by Dictotater December 24, 2013

Conhumdrum 

A tune or song you can't quit humming, whistling or get out of your head. A neologism starting with the word, "conundrum", adding hum in the middle, and incidentally containing the word, "humdrum", which describes the monotony of the tune's incessant repetition.

When I left the musical, I had the title song stuck in my head, repeatedly humming it until the conhumdrum drove me batty.

Conhumdrum by Afortunateone January 17, 2015

conumdrum

when someone who is straight wonders what it is like to be gay, and experiments with it

"i didn't mean to kiss that boy, dude. i was in a conumdrum"

conumdrum by theonetheyseekforwisdom November 25, 2006