condom baby 

A condom baby is a retard whose excuse to be a fucktard was brought about by his father ejaculating into a condom, the semen being pushed against the rubber wall, and the condom breaking, making the semen fall in and impregnating the woman.

"No, Austin isn't inbred. He's just a condom baby.

condom baby by Stev Warped November 14, 2004

Broken condom baby 

Some one who was definetly not wanted in this world. And most likely was an attempted abortion.

Child:”Drops plate, and it breaks”
Mom: You are the most retarded god damn bastard in the world, you “Broken condom baby”!

Broken condom baby by Itsmesogivememoney January 8, 2019

beanie baby condom 

a bunch of crazy softies whom i love dearly 💜💜

beanie baby condom? i love them

beanie baby condom by africkingelf October 22, 2019