2 definitions by Itsmesogivememoney

Broken condom baby

Some one who was definetly not wanted in this world. And most likely was an attempted abortion.

Child:”Drops plate, and it breaks”
Mom: You are the most retarded god damn bastard in the world, you “Broken condom baby”!

by Itsmesogivememoney January 9, 2019

I’m on my period

An excuse for females to get out of doing anything, and to be extremely mean, nagging, and demanding.

I can’t go to the beach I’m on my period.

by Itsmesogivememoney January 3, 2019