Cinementia

The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.

"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."

Cinementia by JohnnoIsAwesome May 14, 2014

Cinementia

A disease similar to Alzheimer's that causes people to forget important details from movies they've seen.

You forgot Darth Vader is Luke's DAD?! You totally have cinementia.

Cinementia by JaReidy November 7, 2010

cinemnesia 

When you can't remember a movie, a line from a movie, or that you have seen the movie. You forget everything immediately after viewing.

"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes...it rains."

Friend-What is that?
Me- It's a quote from Bull Durham.

Friend-Oh, you know I have cinemnesia and can't remember movie quotes.

cinemnesia by Hazelnut22 July 11, 2011

cinemaniac 

a person that is obsessed with watching movies, films or tv shows.

"Dino, you are always on tv. You are the greatest cinemaniac I have met".

cinemaniac by The Mariusz September 7, 2023

Clementia

Clementia is the Greek Goddess of forgiveness.

When an individual makes a mistake on their part and have graciously been blessed with forgiveness by the upset individual, it is customary practice in Ancient Greece to travel to where the ancient statue of Clementia stands and complete a forgiveness ritual. The ritual includes thanking Clementia for her kind gift of forgiveness and also to thank the individual who has accepted your apology.

Upon reaching the great foot hills of Olympus.

*kneeling down by the statue*
Clara: "dear mother Clementia. Thank you forgiveness and i thank the person i thank the person who forgave me..."

Clementia: "CLAAAAARRRAAA... i heard you made a boo boo. This is serious problems... we may need to consult the vatican"

Clara: *eyes wide in fear* "no dear mother, for the love of god please I promise i'll never do it again... i mean YOU SPOKE?"

Clementia: "Okay my child, i'll still have to consult with Zeus, however."

2 hours later:

Clementia: "Its okay. Zeus has give the green light... you may continue on your travels now."

Clara: "Thank you God and Thank you Clementia..."

Clementia by Clara.blond June 2, 2010

cementia 

The mental fog experienced after hitting your head on a hard surface, like a sidewalk, cupboard door, or other hard surface.

Running on the wet sidewalk led to a fall inflicting a state of cementia on the hasty slick soled shoe wearing window shopper.

cementia by ovsooner October 4, 2017

Clementia

When you fuck around with that stupid pussy and catch the clap

Boy gone catch clementia

Clementia by WillyGriff July 7, 2021