concubrine

A really "salty" relationship with a "secondary" female partner.

I wonder if a "willing" mermaid could be considered a "concubrine", since she would both provide supplementary sexual comfort and come from da haline ocean?

concubrine by QuacksO April 12, 2024

concubine 

A woman who is involved in a monogamous relationship with a man but is not legally married to him. An old term for a kept woman or girlfriend.

She is usually a willing participant in the relationship and may be of any social status.

Anne Boleyn was just a concubine in the eyes of her opponents and she was slandered as a homewrecker; Katherine of Aragon was Henry VIII's true queen in their eyes.

The harem of the palace did house the Sultan's wives and concubines, but it typically also housed all of the women of the palace, including his mother, sisters, aunts, and cousins.

Queen Catherine de' Medici resented her husband's dalliances with his much older concubine, Diane de Poitiers.

The senator's wife was indignant, barely containing her rage when she confronted her husband about the secret series of concubines that he had.

concubine by Lorelili July 28, 2011

Concubone 

Opposite of concubine.
A man in a harem that a powerful woman keeps for sex.

Cougar MILFs often have a few young concubones.

Concubone by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

Concubine 

Collection of women whose sole purpose is to act as sexual relief from your existing wife or significant other. harem

King George had ten or fifteen concubines to act as cum dumpsters in luau of his fat, big butted, pig faced, wart covered wife he was forced to marry.

Concubine by Mike the Dialer King April 19, 2004

Concuboner 

The male version of a concubine.

Dude has it made. She's loaded, pays all the bills, and he just gets to hang out and give her the D. He's her concuboner.

Concuboner by CREAMdolladallabillz June 6, 2016

concubining

Living together with several different sex/romantic partners. To have multiple girlfriends or wives, all of whom know about each other and live in the same house. Polygamy.

Originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. Now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early Christendom: Charlamagne had multiple wives.

The word was recently popularized by one Ricky Lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: "None now, but I have six on the way." When the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied "No, I be concubining." Meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.

Judge: "Do you have any children?"
Lackey: "No, but I have six on the way."
Judge: "So, you're marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No, I be concubining."

concubining by the birds and trees October 22, 2007

evil jock concubine 

high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.

the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.

evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.

Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.

PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.

Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.

Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.

She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.

evil jock concubine by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010