A seashell that you secretly retain "on the side" to listen to the "sound of the salty surf" by holding the shell up to your ear during periods when you are unable to actually visit the seashore in person.
With the innumerable multitudes of bathers who visit the seashore, I don't think that Lady Ocean will be heartbroken or even actually notice my absence if I occasionally stay home with my conchubrine instead of loyally strolling her sandy shores each and every day.
by QuacksO May 19, 2018
Get the conchubrine mug.A woman who is involved in a monogamous relationship with a man but is not legally married to him. An old term for a kept woman or girlfriend.
She is usually a willing participant in the relationship and may be of any social status.
She is usually a willing participant in the relationship and may be of any social status.
Anne Boleyn was just a concubine in the eyes of her opponents and she was slandered as a homewrecker; Katherine of Aragon was Henry VIII's true queen in their eyes.
The harem of the palace did house the Sultan's wives and concubines, but it typically also housed all of the women of the palace, including his mother, sisters, aunts, and cousins.
Queen Catherine de' Medici resented her husband's dalliances with his much older concubine, Diane de Poitiers.
The senator's wife was indignant, barely containing her rage when she confronted her husband about the secret series of concubines that he had.
The harem of the palace did house the Sultan's wives and concubines, but it typically also housed all of the women of the palace, including his mother, sisters, aunts, and cousins.
Queen Catherine de' Medici resented her husband's dalliances with his much older concubine, Diane de Poitiers.
The senator's wife was indignant, barely containing her rage when she confronted her husband about the secret series of concubines that he had.
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Collection of women whose sole purpose is to act as sexual relief from your existing wife or significant other. harem
King George had ten or fifteen concubines to act as cum dumpsters in luau of his fat, big butted, pig faced, wart covered wife he was forced to marry.
by Mike the Dialer King April 19, 2004
Get the Concubine mug.high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
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by dudemanhippie November 11, 2010
Get the concubine mug.A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.
hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained
by tudders1 April 12, 2017
Get the Pineapple Concubine mug.Concubine rice that's being reserved a second time, and is reheated in bacdafucup sauce to freshen it.
Commonly eaten by haters.
Commonly eaten by haters.
Dave : Hey Tony what are you eating? It smells awful.
Tony: Just some refried Concubine Rice.
Dave (groaning) : Duuudde
Tony (with mouth full): Deal with it!
Tony: Just some refried Concubine Rice.
Dave (groaning) : Duuudde
Tony (with mouth full): Deal with it!
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