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CONFLUSED 

TO BE CON (FUCKING) FUSED , BEWILDERED, NO IDEA AT ALL , MIXED UP
YOU GOT ME CONFLUSED WITH YOUR LAST BITCH.
CONFLUSED by tastie cakes lmao October 20, 2008

conflused 

Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.
I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!
conflused by carickster August 9, 2016
1. A simultaneous feeling of confusion and fussiness.
2. Confusion or a lack of understanding regarding a subject that causes fussiness.
When we have a lot to do on the weekend or in the evening, my girlfriend often gets confussed.
confussed by gabef September 15, 2007

academically concluded 

1. someone whose mind is closed off to accepting new data, because of a false conclusion they have accepted as fact.
2. A student with learning disabilities that they don't recognize or accept.

3. A sufferer of the Dunning Kruger effect.

4. a retard
Faculty member 1: That new student had a full scholarship and decided education was beneath his calling and dropped out.
Faculty member 2: It is for the best anyways, because he is academically concluded.

Concussed 

When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.
Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed
Concussed by RagingPrune March 13, 2016

concusted 

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams
Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.
concusted by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008