computo

(n.) – a superiously fast Hispanic computer

A computo is scarce or cloce to non existantce for the very basic fact that the word "computo" does not refer to anything specific.

by Jerome G. October 5, 2007

Does not compute

A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.

The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.

Does not compute. Please say that again in plain English.

by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009

compto

A cute little mommy >.<

octo: Compto can code so well and is so attractive omg
compto: oh yes I am come closer so I can groom you little octo >.<

by definitely not octo April 8, 2022

Computor

Used when someone is unfamiliar with a computer, or computer related project.

OH GOD WUT, HOW THIS GET HERE. I AM NOT SO GOOD WITH COMPUTOR.

by The village moron January 7, 2010

gangsta computa

A Palm Pilot or PDA ( Personal Digital Assistant )

- Yo dawg. I will check my calender on my gangsta computa!
- Hand over your gangsta computa or I will pop a cap in yall ass!

by luisedawg March 10, 2008

computa

1. Slang term for computer
2. tightest beer bong ever
3. Something that needs to be helped
4. funny GI Joe spoof on ebaumbsworld

1. lets put some games on your new computa
2. I just fuckin bonged 3 beers on computa
3. Help computa
4. did you see that GI Joe computa video on ebaumsword

by Dagnast February 22, 2005

Does not compute

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.

"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"

by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009