Computon 

The positive, operating system specific, flow of computer energy from a user to a system device.

"Ryan can walk into a room and computers just start to work. It must be the computons"

Computon by Jaydeo August 25, 2009

Compton Velcro 

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)

"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

Compton Velcro by Master Kitty July 30, 2008

john compton 

a term for a man who is the man of all men. an extremely attractive male who also happens to be intelligent, kind and very funny. considered 'the total package' to any woman

she landed herself a john compton- that bitch always gets the best of the best

john compton by hl friendly August 1, 2010

compton recoil electrons 

Compton recoil electrons are electrons knocked from orbitals of an atom usually by gamma radiation from a nuclear explosion.

These electrons create a brief current which results in an electromagnetic pulse or EMP which can damage or destroy unshielded electronic equiptment, mainly microchips. Such an event taking place at high altitude would result in wide scale electrical damage.

"our electrical equiptment was damaged as a result of compton recoil electrons from the EMP blast"

compton recoil electrons by chosenfoo October 4, 2006

clown computing 

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

clown computing by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Cloud Computing 

Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.

I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.

Cloud Computing by xelanil March 21, 2011

Edge computing 

The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.

If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.

Edge computing by Uncle Phil October 19, 2018