Computophile
A computophile is someone who treats thier computer with all the latest updates, upgrades, tweaks, mods, ect. In addition to getting excited at the idea of inserting thier hard drive/flash drive into said computer's ports/anywere else it will fit repeatedly after removing the bra/panties from it....
Signs you could be one include excessive shopping due to excess fluids always ruining your computer parts, sexual innuendo about electronics, constantly touching it, and trips to the hospital to treat electrical burns on your junk.
Signs you could be one include excessive shopping due to excess fluids always ruining your computer parts, sexual innuendo about electronics, constantly touching it, and trips to the hospital to treat electrical burns on your junk.
Computophile:So I bought myself a new system, I just get so hard everytime I see it.
Thier computer : baby I'm so wet
Thier friend: wtf man its waterproof?
Computophile: yeah I got tired of electrical burns on my flash drive when sticking it into its sexy ports.... Its.... So.... Beautiful
His friend: what the fuck, get help man.
Thier computer : baby I'm so wet
Thier friend: wtf man its waterproof?
Computophile: yeah I got tired of electrical burns on my flash drive when sticking it into its sexy ports.... Its.... So.... Beautiful
His friend: what the fuck, get help man.
Computophile by F8less February 24, 2017
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