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taking a massive dump whilst computing, preferably with a laptop on your lap with as much typing as possible.
Its hard to wipe after a compudump.

I made this definition whilst compudumping (adverb use)

My boner knocked off my computer while compudumping. (pornodump)
compudump by Dangerface January 11, 2009

computurd 

That one type of crappy computer that is found in every school, business, and old folks' home. It's covered in dust and grime, the CD drive doesn't work, and its running Windows 95 and AOL 4.0. When people say "fix my computer", they're talking about their computurd. Its not even worth looking at.
That college's computer lab stinks. All they've got is computurds that can't even run Solitaire!
computurd by Rossmo December 7, 2004

Compuper 

A geneis way of saying computer
I love compupers!
Compuper by Unblockabl January 11, 2021

compufucked 

What you are when, at the crucial moment, a piece of software or hardware invariably and inexplicably fails on you. Your blood runs cold. You break into a sweat. You rage against the machine, but it's no use. That program or piece of machinery that has worked perfectly fine up until now has chosen to malfunction at the exact moment you needed it most. You're compufucked.
"Fuck ... I finished the essay with ten minutes until the deadline. I clicked to print so I could run up to campus quick and hand it in. But then the paper all jammed and shredded and now it's all stuck deep inside the printer and it won't work any more. I failed the class."

"Dude ... tough break. You got compufucked."
compufucked by I got compufucked February 15, 2009

Compuphilia 

Compuphilia is the sexual attraction to computers.

Hammersley and Kendick8 (2005) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to compuphilia(pp. 161):

1. The compuphile develops poor self-esteem

(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him

2. He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a computer, sometimes after prolonged exposure to a computer.

The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'compuphiliacs,' 68 percent were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21 percent by a want for union with machinery; 15 percent by sexual attraction to computers; 15 percent by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12 percent by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a computer (pp. 159).
Although obtaining consent is not usually considered a prerequisite for activity with non-living material, compuphilia is considered to be taboo and frequently labelled as abuse.
Compuphilia by jailook October 10, 2008

compuquarium

A computer that is sub-merged liquid cooled also containing a fish tank in the same computer case enclosure. First put into use by students at Remington College.
Mr. Nashed thinks the compuquarium is quite italian.
compuquarium by rob biehl September 27, 2005