compuphile
Last night I caught my brother actually getting it on with his desktop computer. He's a total compuphile.
compuphile by computer love October 10, 2008
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Compuphilia
Compuphilia is the sexual attraction to computers.
Hammersley and Kendick8 (2005) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to compuphilia(pp. 161):
1. The compuphile develops poor self-esteem
(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him
2. He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a computer, sometimes after prolonged exposure to a computer.
The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'compuphiliacs,' 68 percent were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21 percent by a want for union with machinery; 15 percent by sexual attraction to computers; 15 percent by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12 percent by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a computer (pp. 159).
Hammersley and Kendick8 (2005) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to compuphilia(pp. 161):
1. The compuphile develops poor self-esteem
(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him
2. He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a computer, sometimes after prolonged exposure to a computer.
The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'compuphiliacs,' 68 percent were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21 percent by a want for union with machinery; 15 percent by sexual attraction to computers; 15 percent by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12 percent by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a computer (pp. 159).
Although obtaining consent is not usually considered a prerequisite for activity with non-living material, compuphilia is considered to be taboo and frequently labelled as abuse.
Compuphilia by jailook October 10, 2008
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Computophile
A computophile is someone who treats thier computer with all the latest updates, upgrades, tweaks, mods, ect. In addition to getting excited at the idea of inserting thier hard drive/flash drive into said computer's ports/anywere else it will fit repeatedly after removing the bra/panties from it....
Signs you could be one include excessive shopping due to excess fluids always ruining your computer parts, sexual innuendo about electronics, constantly touching it, and trips to the hospital to treat electrical burns on your junk.
Signs you could be one include excessive shopping due to excess fluids always ruining your computer parts, sexual innuendo about electronics, constantly touching it, and trips to the hospital to treat electrical burns on your junk.
Computophile:So I bought myself a new system, I just get so hard everytime I see it.
Thier computer : baby I'm so wet
Thier friend: wtf man its waterproof?
Computophile: yeah I got tired of electrical burns on my flash drive when sticking it into its sexy ports.... Its.... So.... Beautiful
His friend: what the fuck, get help man.
Thier computer : baby I'm so wet
Thier friend: wtf man its waterproof?
Computophile: yeah I got tired of electrical burns on my flash drive when sticking it into its sexy ports.... Its.... So.... Beautiful
His friend: what the fuck, get help man.
Computophile by F8less February 24, 2017
Comaphile
Comaphile by VioletVelvetRaspberry June 9, 2016
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