compup 

Guest or Visitor

I invited my compups to my newest grand hotel.

compup by The founder of COMPUP March 16, 2021

Compufrost 

The decrease in overall body temperature resulting from extensive time spent in front of a computer.

Chuck stop playing that computer game you're going to get Compufrost!

Compufrost by Chuck Falardeau January 5, 2009

computard 

One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).

Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".

computard by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004

combuppance 

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.

Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.

combuppance by SHLA April 24, 2014

compulsive liker 

Someone who can't help themselves but to "like" everything that is going on in Facebook.

John is bitter and alone.

Geoff likes this!

John: Dude, what the hell?
Geoff: Sorry, man, I can't help it. I'm a compulsive liker.

compulsive liker by errntnarcsst May 12, 2009

Compulsory heterosexuality 

When somebody experiences "attraction" to the opposite gender because that expectation has been pushed on them by the patriarchal society, this is quite often experienced by lesbians. It is quite difficult to distinguish between your own feelings and those which you are expected to feel.

I don't know if I am really attracted to Harry Styles or it is just compulsory heterosexuality because I do think I am a lesbian.

Compulsory heterosexuality by Iamagaylikeyou December 30, 2018

Computato 

A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.

Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.

Computato by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011