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Complainiment 

-noun

Compliments disguised as complaints, usually (if not always) in regard to oneself.
Speaker 1: "I can't stand these size two jeans. There's nothing in my closet that seems to match."

Speaker 2: "Enough with the complainiments already, Speaker 1!"
Complainiment by Westywordz March 11, 2011

your complaintmentally copy

Print (or some other kind of a product) copies standing between the complimentary ones and the ones with a price tag. There may be some magazines on the table sale for a purpose of funding a social act, etc. and some human beings are able to have them without paying a penny, but with their dishonest loudness.
“Ok. Here is your complaintmentally copy. Keep your money shut and take it. Really, just take it.”