Complainiment 

-noun

Compliments disguised as complaints, usually (if not always) in regard to oneself.

Speaker 1: "I can't stand these size two jeans. There's nothing in my closet that seems to match."

Speaker 2: "Enough with the complainiments already, Speaker 1!"

Complainiment by Westywordz March 11, 2011

complaintliment 

a complaint hidden inside a compliment.

Joey reacted to the Goonies with this complaintliment: that was a great movie, despite how the lack of wood rot makes it completely unbelievable.

complaintliment by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine August 23, 2017

Complainiest 

The very most complaining person

These people are the most complainiest people ever!!

Complainiest by Awesome3r April 11, 2022

complainment 

When you mention that a person's inherently good trait annoys you.

Usually, the trait is a characteristic you wish you had.

Katie: Tom, in the 5 years I've known you, you have never had a lazy morning, you literally spring up out of bed and start working on the house or whatever needs to be done.

Tom: I hope that's a compliment

Katie: well, it's more of complainment. Sometimes I wish you would just be lazy like the rest of us. Why do you have to be all rammy all the time? I mean, really, it's annoying as fuck

Tom: don't dis, you're just jealous.

complainment by ellare August 28, 2010

your complaintmentally copy

Print (or some other kind of a product) copies standing between the complimentary ones and the ones with a price tag. There may be some magazines on the table sale for a purpose of funding a social act, etc. and some human beings are able to have them without paying a penny, but with their dishonest loudness.

“Ok. Here is your complaintmentally copy. Keep your money shut and take it. Really, just take it.”

your complaintmentally copy by exinstance May 13, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008