compewpew

another word for "computer"

Person 1: "hey get on aim"
Person 2: "can't. my dad took away my compewpew and put it in storage."
Person 1: "fuck"

by sanitape October 21, 2010

compewter

A super-slow data-processor --- i.e., it really needs to "get da lead out".

Heavy metals are no longer used in cooking/eating utensils, and so modern-day electronic "brains" do not include much of said toxic elements, either --- dat is why da name for these machines is spelled "computer" now, rather than "compewter".

by QuacksO March 7, 2023