compergence

Pleasure derived from knowing your partner is sexually satisfied by another. This is common in open and polyamorous relationships. This is different from cuckholding since the partner doesn’t have to be present to experience compurgence.

Yesterday while I was at the spa, my husband got his dick sucked by his girlfriend and I felt compergence knowing he blew his load all over her tits.

by iwasbuiltforthis April 17, 2021

Compretence

Pretending to have competence in an area, usually in a professional setting, where one's ability to pretend to know a subject may go further than actual knowledge. Think Dilbert + competence + pretense

Jesper's compretence led him to rise quickly in the company.

- Was Sarah's experience a match for the new project?
- No, but she had enough compretence that management didn't see through her bullshit.

by Erolinthesky February 22, 2017

competence

The art of performing a simple or non-simple task without fucking everything up

Our college notes were written by someone who clearly hasn't got competence

by SaucerPilot May 19, 2016

competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

by charlemagne March 5, 2014

Competencentracion

(Com-pe-ten-sen-traction)
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.

“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”

by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

comprehence

the understanding and learning of a subject and/ or a group of words

reading a paragraph and comprehending what it means
the part that you undertand is the part that you comprehence

by Dr P.h. Hubblestien October 28, 2009

Convergence

When two people sharing a double ended dildo slide all the way on and meet in the middle.

Sam and Ben worked their way down the double ended dildo towards one another until their balls touched and their convergence was complete.

by Pseudoephedrineonym June 15, 2011