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tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
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compretend

When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.
My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.
compretend by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.
The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

thanos colored mfs 

one of the countless nicknames given to armys by kpop stans that was supposed to be somehow offensive or insulting but ended up being used by armys themselves. it comes from the fact the thanos' color is purple and the association of the purple color with armys and bts

other nicknames kpopies use to describe armys are little sevens, borahae bitches, purple blooded fandom, purple heart twt, purple troops, burger fandom, purple pussies, and so much more
- let's go thanos colored mfs! don't forget to vote for bts!!
thanos colored mfs by theejeonjk December 5, 2021

waffle colored 

Drake is usually described as being "waffle colored".
waffle colored by CakeCakeCakeCake October 23, 2013

compressed sugar 

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.
Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?
compressed sugar by Dige46 June 14, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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