comire 

The perfect specimen of man or woman.

This person is perfect, he must be a Comire.

comire by erimoc September 1, 2008

comire 

A group of achievers. A family, large and loving. A person that uses thought, not hatred. A true humanitarian.

The Comires of Rhode Island are a great example of this. Children of Aime and Beatrice.

comire by Hare-Bear October 1, 2006

comire 

1)Total scumbag,leech trailor park trash
2)drive with open containers
3)swim in florida oceans and almost die
4)have quick witted response "i hate you too"
5)claim to have liver disease
6)swear that you dont drink
)never work

goto rhode island and look up daniel comire

comire by danny comire August 13, 2004

Jacob Comire 

A Jacob Comire is a homosexual man who particularly enjoys acts of oral sex

That guy is gay, he must be a Jacob Comire

Jacob Comire by ghettodragon December 9, 2012

tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

tight as a fishes ass under compression by GS71 April 4, 2015

compretend

When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.

My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.

compretend by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

The mind can only comprehend... by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020