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commentraitor 

Noun

A broadcaster who uses the airwaves (usually Fox News Network or AM radio), or blogger who uses the internet, to spread anti-government disinformation.

Favorite targets are our "foreign-born Islamic halfrican-american" President, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Senators Reid and Boxer, and most democrat (sic, not "Democratic") officials. 'Activist' judges are also targeted -- the laws should remain as written in 1776.

Some commentraitors even urge '2nd Amendment' solutions. Others are content to use their white-supremicist-neochristian-xenophobic rhetoric to incite their ditto-heads to throw out all incumbents, or to act-out at public hearings, or to march around in camo gear with firearms and threatening expressions.

While most of their listeners are willig, echoing rather than forming 'opinions', commentraiters are more often shrewd broadcasters unrestrained by any need/desire to be 'truthy' (thx Stephen Colbert). A commentraitors object is not to inform, but to reap financial benefits by selling to their sheeple whatever the bleating (m)asses are easily convinced to want.
Current commentraitors Rush Limppaw, Shmen Dreck, Oh Riley, and Ann Poltergeist make me afraid, VERY afraid. I don't believe ANYthing they say, but a seemingly growing number of listeners believes EVERYthing they say, without thought or doubt. And those listeners are armed!
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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

food commentator 

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food
food commentator by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

Couch Commentator 

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.
Couch Commentator by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

Commenthator 

1. a) A person stating a negative opinion without a proper reasoning.

b) A commentator of sports who looks down to the players.
2. Commentators who make a bad job due to the lack of knowledge, attention to the game or have a monotone voice.
1. I usually avoid the comment section because there are too many commenthators.
2. Man, this is awful! You got to mute that match to enjoy it. This dilettante commenthators.
Commenthator by AgileIndex October 12, 2015

Commentator 

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.
Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.
Commentator by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011

Coital Commentator 

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
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