Eleventh Commandment 

Thou shalt not get caught.

The Ten Commandments:

Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Thou shalt not make for yourself an idol
Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of your God
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
Thou shalt honor your father and mother
Thou shalt not murder
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not bear false witness
Thou shalt not covet

The Eleventh Commandment (the most important one)

Thou shalt not get caught.

Eleventh Commandment by George McBob August 31, 2009

11th Commandment 

Don't get caught

Dude, did you hear Mike got busted with two pounds of weed??!?! I told him he shouldn't be moving so much weight.

I don't know about that, he should just have followed the 11th Commandment

11th Commandment by __SomeGuy__ August 16, 2010

11th Commandment 

An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.

Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.

John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.

11th Commandment by nathooo January 2, 2018

6th commandment 

Thou Shalt Not Kill. One of the 10 commandments, counted as the 6th commandment by Protestant traditions and the 5th commandment by Catholic tradition. The command prohibits purposefully or accidentally taking someones life.

Martin Luther believed that the 6th commandment was directed towards individuals, but did not prevent governing bodies from going to war or punishing criminals.

6th commandment by quizman64 November 14, 2007

Ghetto Commandment 

The commandment that a ganster follow while he lives. They say there are 10 commandments that change in writing, but not meaning.

"If thou are a bitch, ye shall not breathe" is a ghetto commandment which means to man up.

Ghetto Commandment by IIsword April 7, 2010

6th commandment 

Thou shall not kill. One of the biggest most important commandments that contradicts itself because throughout history more people have been killed in the name of god, than for any other reason or cause. It seems religions don't care if you have to kill, as long as you are doing it for the lord.

Priest: Remember the Sixth commandment, now lets go rid god's world of those Blasphemous unbelievers.

6th commandment by Smart Person December 18, 2004

The 11th Commandment 

Thou shalt not get caught.

"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."

The 11th Commandment by Your Boy 19045 June 27, 2016