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Space Comma 

Space Comma is a satirical taunt demonstrating the poor use of grammar that flat Earth believers frequently use on comment threads on internet message boards.

It has become a very well known joke among the community and is used when quoting a flat Earther who has typed a space before a comma punctuation mark.
"Show me the curve Space Comma oh you can't Space Comma so the Earth is obviously flat."
Space Comma by Keito Gemini August 8, 2019

Commanties 

It is the female version of Going Commando Or A woman who is not wearing underwear.
Susie doesn't have any panty lines. she must be going commanties.
Commanties by Weinerdog68/DGeorge January 19, 2013

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.
Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

Commander Shepard 

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.
Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!
Cafe commander by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016