comfey 

a person in discord who just gave their voice out to people because of peer pressure.

hey can you get comfey to talk again please we wont make fun of you

comfey by comfiestboiouthere November 12, 2019

comfy eye spot 

When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.

Person 1: "Dude, what are your starting at?"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"

comfy eye spot by Rah6 March 1, 2023

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

The Coffey Handshake by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017

Comfy as G 

The most comfortable one can imagine being.

'As snug as a bug in a rug' has slowly been overtaken in popularity by the non-elitist phrase for the people: 'as Comfy as G'. Although it is known that it originates on the backstreets of Aberdeen and has slowly spread into England, no one is quite sure who G is and why he/she/it was so damn comfy.

Person 1: mmmmmmm, my new snuggie is as Comfy as G!
Person 2: Dude. You're 27.

Comfy as G by Rob from Santa Monica August 18, 2010

The Comfy Chair 

MG whoring Call of Duty player.
Derived from the Monty Python skit featuring the Spanish Inquisition. The Comfy Chair is the most feared torture device in which unbelievers are vigorously poke by soft cushions. Nobody expects this because Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

Oh no! Not the Comfy Chair!

The Comfy Chair by Pope_on_a_bender February 10, 2005

comfy chair committee 

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

comfy chair committee by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

James Comey 

The Former Director of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. Famous for causing Hillary Clinton to lose the 2016 Presidential election, but then getting fired by Trump for not being tough enough on Hillary.

The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.

Teenage Girl: I'm into mysterious, powerful, tall men.

Former FBI Director James Comey: *Grins*

James Comey by Parzival1919 May 9, 2017