comatize 

The act of teaching students into a sleep state. To teach without engagement or retention.

She was such a stand and deliver teacher, that she comatized her students.

comatize by jaegerma February 21, 2011

compatize 

1. To make something compatible

2.A term that S2 Games, creator of Heroes of Newerth, invented when players attempt to load replays from an older version of the game.

Player: *looks through list of old replays*
Player: "Oh LOL I remember this one this replay was so epic!
Player: *click*

***Compatize***

Player: ...is that even a word?

compatize by Transfat October 1, 2011

comatized 

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"

"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"

comatized by FUK May 6, 2006

commatize 

To add a comma to a sentence.

"We need to commatize that sentence."

commatize by Dustin and Dan February 11, 2008

Comitize 

The act of putting yourself in a coma
(on purpose)
can be for any period of time

i want to comitize myself

Comitize by BasilBread July 3, 2023