comdar 

A system for detecting the presence, direction, and distance of players inside Minecraft, by using a simple spiral map scanner and, in later versions, by playing a game of spiral battleship against a Minecraft server.

I used comdar to shit on all these newfags in 2b2t!

comdar by beetasaurus April 17, 2022

Comfartible 

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

Comfartible by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Comtard 

Anyone outside a Communist country who supports communism or thinks they're a communist, usually an American Liberal.

Stewart is a Comtard. He said that we would be better off with a centralized government where the workers control the means of production.

Comtard by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

Go Compare 

Probably the world's most annoying TV advert! It features a fat opera singer singing the words "Go Compare" to the tune of "Over There."

They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!

Singer: "Go Compare, Go Compaaaare!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

Go Compare by I H8 GoCompare April 25, 2010

comparably pedantic 

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

comparably pedantic by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

compartmentalised traffic window 

Rush hour - this term is frequently used by members of FVS to describe rush hour traffic.

In order to implement a comprehensive traffic management programme, you must first assess the compartmentalised traffic windows.

compartmentalised traffic window by HNAG March 16, 2010

Commarcial 

The way that a boy, perhaps named Thomas says the word commercial.

OMJ, did you see that HILAR commarcial?

Commarcial by annicle December 26, 2010