columboing 

doing research or checking up on your boyfriend on facebook to determine if he's an attention whore.

She's tired of all the columboing it takes to keep up with him.

columboing by Stefanie Johansson October 21, 2009

columbine vore cult 

I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy ass. Every day I walk by and dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.

- columbine vore cult

columbine vore cult by kÿle June 6, 2019

Columbine 

Something Marilyn Manson shouldn't be blamed for.

Idiot: Marilyn Manson started the Columbine massacre!
Me: Eric and Dylan didn't even like Manson.

Columbine by Duayna October 8, 2007

Columbine 

The high school in Denver, Colorado, where two social outcasts, who were utterly and wholesomely sick of their bullying by the Cool Jocks and similar, went on a murderous rampage. Not that this was justified, but one can see why they did it - it wasn't Marilyn Manson, it wasn't The Matrix, it wasn't Neo-Nazism, and it wasn't Quake. IT WAS SOCIAL CONDITIONING. They had been led to believe by those at the school that their lives were worthless, so they thought, "Mise well take a few down on our way out!".

Of course, these two individuals are dead now, so we can't question them as to their real motives.

Columbine by KHD June 11, 2003

columbine 

what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.

columbine was the result of two kids who were reduced to nothing on a daily basis.

columbine by john gallione February 19, 2007

Columbining

To attempt to waste many people in your school.

On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.

Columbining by Cyniper September 7, 2008

culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

culinary columbine by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009