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colreting 

A word created by a nearly illiterate user on the internet. The actual definition could range from "collecting" to... well... anything that your mind can think of.

You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."
Illiterate User: Wanna heer a jok?
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?

Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts
colreting by supermanisawesome June 18, 2011
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Colrilla 

a dominant contender within any particular sphere of operation or activity. A highly intelligent person with the ability to conduct themselves in any situation. The total package!
Dominique is the 800-lb Colrilla of the commercial banking industry"
Colrilla by D. Cole June 19, 2021
A thicc sexy scientist who is hot and stuff
Damn look at that thicc scientist

Damn that must be Colress
colress by C00lress December 2, 2017
That one guy who CLAIMS to be a scientist but we all know what he really is- UhHhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that

i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol
Colress. AAAAAAUUUHGGGHHH

Shaun Colrein 

Shaun Colrein means " The best man ever"
Shaun Colrein is the best.
Shaun Colrein by Claire Norris August 2, 2004

Colrocas 

A smaller, yet not even a word. A girl described it as "Clorox Crocks." Just that. Nothing else to the strange word. But I fairly seemed to enjoy it.
Girl #1: I like those Colrocas!

Girl #2: "Colrocas"?
Girl #1: Short for "Clorox Crocks!"

Girl #2 couldn't help but giggle.

Girl #2: I like that.
Colrocas by Azreal Oxy May 23, 2021