colopy

a family of christian crackheads

Theo: Hey Mimi, I wanna change my name to Theo.

Mimi: It's just hormonal changes, you're name is -deadname- Colopy.

colopy by _Blu_ April 26, 2022

Penal Colony Down Under 

A country that is also known as Australia to many which was once a penal colony of the British but until today still act like a penal colony as the majority of people there are either convicts or racists.

Penal Colony Down Under should be the new name to refer to this country until they are ready to get their shit together to show kindness to people of different beliefs, races and skin colour.

1. The covid-19 has brought the worst behavior of the people in the Penal Colony Down Under. Asian looking people are targeted for hate crime on a daily basis.

2. The terrorist who murdered everyone in the mosque in Christchurch is from the Penal Colony Down Under. Many people have refused to name him, such should also be applied to his country that now has become the centre of racism in the world.

Penal Colony Down Under by ProHumanRace April 23, 2020

Doing It For The Colony 

Doing something just for your colony and twenty heifers. You do anything for you, your colony members and of course the colony. Anything for the colony. You do anything and everything for the colony.

"Oh do it for the colony!"
"He did it for the colony."
"I need 20 heifers for the colony."
"Doing it for the colony."

Doing It For The Colony by TheColony January 17, 2013

colopharyngeal reflux 

the reflux of colonic feces into the posterior oral cavity. it can be associated with shitzu - histologic changes of the pharyngeal mucosa suggestive of colon cancer. also known as shit in mouth disease.

I went to the doctor because my family was complaining of my bad breath. He diagnosed me with colopharyngeal reflux and prescribed breath fresheners to be used per rectum.

colopharyngeal reflux by ken69 February 4, 2009

Bay Colony

1) Adj- Extremely rich, snotty, white, and preppy. Used to describe kids from ages 12-17 living in Eastern Virginia. See douche bag.

2)Noun- A place in Virginia Beach, Virginia where wealthy children run around pretending they are cool and that they are highly respected in society.

1) Did you see that girl? My God, she was so Bay Colony.

2) Bay Colony Girl- OMG, I can't believe we're doing this. We are so bad!
Bay Colony Guy- I know, loitering in school after hours makes us such daredevils.

Bay Colony by trololo69 October 25, 2011

noobist colony 

A large group of inferior homo sapiens

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.

noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005

Swiss colony beef log 

what christmas is all about.

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!

Swiss colony beef log by symple jack April 1, 2009