colocón

In Spanish, a situation where you are stoned because of drugs or alcohol

Tengo un colocón del carajo
I am totally stoned

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

Chloconut

A very unique wild species of coconut. Fusion of the world's finest Chloe and Thailand's best coconuts. An amazing, vibrant, and hard-working human being. Has the mentality of a beast and works like a machine.

Did you hear about chloconut? I sure did, everybody needs a chloconut in their life!

by jscc123foreverr! January 12, 2023

cologony

where a weeb says a racial slur and gets shot by hitlers men almost instantly because hitlers men are good people

oi good sir, you're committing cologony you peasant,

by germany ontop July 1, 2021

colocotronis

Hard ass

If your last name is Colocotronis my dad told me it means hard ass in Greek

by 1234567890hahaha October 7, 2019

Colorcon

where rich scammers put money on a "persons head"

Jordan got stuck in a colorcon and died for 50 grand

by Jasojaso June 10, 2021

conlocon

conlocon is a fat cunt who loves to play football he’s a great friend but gets his humongous cock out in serious situations if your friends with a conlonlocon your a very lucky person

omfg have you seen conlocon’s cock

by conlocon March 1, 2022

Colotonism

The act of being a Gummy Bear, while being overly obsessed with turtles. Adorable at all times, and a lover of Asian songs. Can often be quoted as saying "Stop that" "No" "Bad" and "Tisk Tisk." Is madly in love with Randy Schiffelbein and plans to live in his basement for all of eternity, with his dominatrix wife Gleason. Gleason likes leather and sucking on Colotonism's ... toes. Colotonism is the creator of the popular game Pretty Pretty Princess. The inspiration for this game came from his personal fantasies and both he and his wife are proud of the game's success. Colotonism is often found wandering around wearing a small sailor costume, enjoying the company of Meade. Please do not tell his wife. Colotonism's childhood was spent dreaming of little sailors such as Captain Meelheim and eventually met his dream when he attended SUNY Gaytime. It seems that everything, and everyone one, that Colotonism wants he sets his mind on and conquers. Like his ability to translate Asian songs into British.

Ryan is the founder of Colotonism and believes Colotonism is not only a religion, but also a way of life. He is active in every part of the Colotonism and is a caring, compassionate, and submissive young man.

by Colontism's Mommy March 19, 2008