Colotonism 

The act of being a Gummy Bear, while being overly obsessed with turtles. Adorable at all times, and a lover of Asian songs. Can often be quoted as saying "Stop that" "No" "Bad" and "Tisk Tisk." Is madly in love with Randy Schiffelbein and plans to live in his basement for all of eternity, with his dominatrix wife Gleason. Gleason likes leather and sucking on Colotonism's ... toes. Colotonism is the creator of the popular game Pretty Pretty Princess. The inspiration for this game came from his personal fantasies and both he and his wife are proud of the game's success. Colotonism is often found wandering around wearing a small sailor costume, enjoying the company of Meade. Please do not tell his wife. Colotonism's childhood was spent dreaming of little sailors such as Captain Meelheim and eventually met his dream when he attended SUNY Gaytime. It seems that everything, and everyone one, that Colotonism wants he sets his mind on and conquers. Like his ability to translate Asian songs into British.

Ryan is the founder of Colotonism and believes Colotonism is not only a religion, but also a way of life. He is active in every part of the Colotonism and is a caring, compassionate, and submissive young man.

Colotonism by Colontism's Mommy March 19, 2008

cottonism

Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.

My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"

cottonism by Melanie Cotton July 24, 2005

coltnism

coltnism is a religion where we worship our lord colt grice. colt grice created everything, in fact he created himself.

"Hey do you believe in coltnism?"
"Yes lets pray to our lord colt grice, he cares about all of his followers and we can be gay 24/7 "

coltnism by coltgricegf December 28, 2020

Coltenism 

Someone who loves to worship a girl's ass and pussy on Sundays

Mark is going to worship coltenism on Sunday morning

Coltenism by Steve job's August 27, 2018