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Swavesey village collage 

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)
Swavesey village collage is a shite school
How people who will never get in spell college.
If you write an essay entitled "Why I Want To Go To Collage", you will be rejected immediately by the admissions board of most colleges outside of Alabama.
collage by Socialist REALism August 22, 2006

swanmore collage 

The worst secondary school in the united kingdom. unlucky if your parents forced you
"fuck me im moving to swanmore collage"

faringdon community collage 

A school that used to be nice but is now chavs, emos and Scooter king Joe Day. Home of the Human reincarnation of Satan (Ms Sutton) and everyone is suddenly gay or bi.
Oh I got an education Faringdon community collage

Penola Catholic Collage 

A REALLY FUCKING SHIT SCHOOL THAT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION. THEY ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING UNIFORM AND IF YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE.
Student : wow penola catholic collage is such a bad school.

unity collage

Person #1 - I go to Unity Collage
Person #2 - IT'S COLLEGE!!!
unity collage by trick trickster October 17, 2005