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faringdon 

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.
Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers
faringdon by Rob July 7, 2004
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faringdon community collage 

A school that used to be nice but is now chavs, emos and Scooter king Joe Day. Home of the Human reincarnation of Satan (Ms Sutton) and everyone is suddenly gay or bi.
Oh I got an education Faringdon community collage

Faringdon community college 

A school in faringdon full of y7 chavs and little shitheads who parrade around like they are the dick of the bull,every corner smells of weed along with the numerous drug dealers in the school everyone is either a shot eating council house benefit recieving multiple kid having sket or a weird animal loving asshole i went there and now im in a drug rehab after being sold numerous amounts of heroin and fentanyl in history by the school bop im on the street waiting outside the school gates for my year 8 girlfriend
Guy1: where did you go to school
Guy2:fcc
Guy1: dude i didnt know you were from bangladesh
Guy2: im not
Guy1:same conditions

“Faringdon community college” definition: foccused commited caring

Farmington Tickler 

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.
See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.
Farmington Tickler by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022

Farmington STEAM Academy 

The school were outsiders think their smart but really their not a lot of shit has happened there and I would advise you not to there. They have weebs and people who make up lies to say they don’t go there.
Person 1: Do you go to Farmington STEAM Academy that school sucks

Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart

Farrington 

A numerical value for two of anything
Can I get Farrington croissants please
Farrington by Moccy July 26, 2023

Farrington Situation 

a situation at a party/ rave / show where one person starts a riot and mass chaos ensues.
"Dont look now but that brunette is bringing about a farrington situation!"
Farrington Situation by FalseAfied January 13, 2010
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