If you write an essay entitled "Why I Want To Go To Collage", you will be rejected immediately by the admissions board of most colleges outside of Alabama.
n. Fr. a dumbass who wrote a hate mail to internet celebrity Maddox, ~2001 AD; more at college Dyseducational facility attended by jocks and cheerleaders who generally have about a 1.2 GPA rounded off nicely with that C they got in Wood Shop. Usu. considered idiotic.
"...i was recently accepted to play for the Vancouver junior football team, which may lead to collage ball, or even the CFL, which could very well lead to the NFL... now tell me that i'm not going anywhere playing football?..."
when a guy gets off to pictures of multiple girls...as opposed to multiple pictures of one girl.
Girl- Why the hell do you have naked pics of other girls on your computer?
Boy- Relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation
Girl- I sent you thousands of pics...Am I not enough for you?
Boy- Of course you are...I look at your pics everyday
Girl- Really? Mine and everyone elses too, it seems!
Boy- So what's wrong with that!? I can jack off to whatever I want! Is not like I'm cheating, I just happen to like a little collage a trois now and then!
Collage Garage is An Australian technology company that specializes in Internet-related services and products, which include a website, free hosting and domain names, Rick-Rolls and games. Its link is users.tpg.com.au/tanudjim/.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*