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collaborape

When a supposedly benificial arrangement is forced upon you, you've been collaboraped.
She stated the terms, then grabbed my hand out of my pocket and shook it, I then realised I had been collaboraped.
by Che bro August 28, 2016
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Collaborhate

1.) Working together to a common goal, but for totally different reasons.

2.) Groups of cubicle workers forced to work together that cannot stand each other. The goal of a manager forcing collaboration is to get results, but it usually ends up involving HR or therapy.
John: Man, Steve is such a douche bag.

Mike: I know. I have to collaborhate with him on the upcoming marketing demo. I keep avoiding it hoping he'll just get fired or die.
by Qreatin December 4, 2010
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collaborapper

A rapper who is great when featuring on other rappers tracks, but cant really hold down an album or song by themselves.
Man, Nicki Minaj's verse in Monster kills it, but her album sucks ass dude.

Yeah i know, she's such a collaborapper.

Yo dude, Xzibit is awesome in Dr Dre's whats the difference, but his albums are just so average.

Yeah, he's a collaborapper man.
by Rahul Moley October 8, 2011
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Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010
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legitimate collaboration

Any constructive educational and intellectual practice that aims to facilitate optimal learning outcomes through interaction between students
Some school in the suburbs might have a legitimate collaboration
by rockwell13 August 23, 2006
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Collaboration

The idea that everyone can work together and produce something better than they could on their own with less work.
Often results in more work for 1-2 members of the group who receive little help
Group Member #1: So lets get started on this project
Group Member #2: Yeah this is going to be easy
Group Member #3: You two can do it on your own and put my name on it okay?
Group member #1: I hate Collaboration
by Winning_Gnome December 31, 2011
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gang collaboration

(N) a way for gangs to work together on the streets in harmony
The Bloods and Crips at the 'Truc Picnic' in '92 were using the ways of gang collaboration by agreeing to live by the Code of Thug Life.
by Stephen Le Mense September 17, 2006
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