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Colesworths 

noun

1. An Australian supermarket chain that simultaneously brings prices down, homogenises culture and offers the choice to buy what they tell you.

2. colloq. The pinnacle of the great Australian share-owning dream.
usage:

1. Farmer: It's all fuckin' Colesworths' fault.
Truck driver: I fuckin' hate these Colesworths slave driving cunts.
Hippy: Over my dead body will a fuckin' Colesworths be built here.

2. If these shares do a Colesworths, my empty life will have meaning.
Colesworths by slotharisor July 27, 2010
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cheesecore 

A genre of music or style that tries too hard to stick to the boundaries of the design/style. Can be used in offence against a Metalcore or Hardcore band that you are not fond of.
1)OMG, Atreyu are so cheesecore!!
2)LOLZ, Dan looks so cheesecore today with his Atreyu tee! Maybe he should wear a 36CF one instead!
cheesecore by xnathx June 1, 2007

cheesecorn 

Adjective
Not just cheesy, as in overly sentimental, but also corny,as in cliched.
The superlative of both words.
"That cover band was pure cheesecorn"
cheesecorn by downtownlynn March 11, 2009
A further progression of slore = slutty whore. If the girl is particularly skanky she's a coleslore. (From coleslaw).
Goddamn, that girl ain't a slore, she's a coleslaw!
or
She thinks she's so hot, but she ain't nothing but a coleslore!

cheesecore 

A type of music comprised of annoying minor synths and feminine, very corny, lyrics. Usually enjoyed by gay people or girls wearing beads. The listener of cheesecore is almost certainly on drugs while listening to it and, if not, has done too many in the past.
DUDE! Shooting Star is the best cheesecore song EVER!

DJ En3rgy plays the BEST cheesecore!

I wish NO ONE would ever play cheesecore ever again!
cheesecore by PenSPC February 19, 2007

cheesecore 

The second major subdivision of "softcore." Used to describe something that is stylized towards making a valiant statement from something totally useless, inferior, ignorant and preposterous. Used as an insult.
Things cheesecore:
Sci-Fi channel, everything and everyone emo, girls wearing elderly hats, guys wearing pink 'statement' t-shirts, Goth people
cheesecore by TheBehotch June 25, 2006