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Definitions by TheBehotch

cunt eyes 

When one has narrow-set eyes. May imply a racial reference to those of Asian descent, or simply to those who are evil, back stabbers, scheming or deceitful. Term was coined by the masterful John Waters during the making of the movie Pink Flamingoes in 1970s.
man 1: "Hey, that bitch gave me the cunt eyes"
man 2: "Well what are you gonna do about it?"
man 1: "I'll stick my dick into them next time"
cunt eyes by TheBehotch June 25, 2006

mellowcore 

The first major subdivision of "softcore." Used to describe something that is stylized towards making a statement from something mellow in mood. May be an insult.
things mellowcore:
The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Interpol, most 80s music, metro guys wishing they were gay
mellowcore by TheBehotch June 25, 2006

cheesecore 

The second major subdivision of "softcore." Used to describe something that is stylized towards making a valiant statement from something totally useless, inferior, ignorant and preposterous. Used as an insult.
Things cheesecore:
Sci-Fi channel, everything and everyone emo, girls wearing elderly hats, guys wearing pink 'statement' t-shirts, Goth people
cheesecore by TheBehotch June 25, 2006

patheticore 

The third major and final subdivision of "softcore." Used to describe something that is so incredibly stupid, brainless, ignorant and nonbeneficial to the human history that, if it one day disappears from the face of the planet, no one will notice or ever care. Used as a total insult.
things patheticore:
Paris Hilton, reality television, Bang Bus, MTV, Fox primetime programming (except Family Guy), boho chic, slasher flicks, most Adult Swim toons
patheticore by TheBehotch June 25, 2006

hobo chic 

Looking like a bum. Synonymous to dressing in 'boho chic,' made popular by Sienna Miller.
woman 1: "did you see that hobo chic bum in the alley?"
woman 2: "you mean Sienna Miller?"
hobo chic by TheBehotch June 25, 2006