Cleatched 

The noise of something squishing and wet being squished.

The slime ball cleatched when I stepped on it

Cleatched by Yetepete June 29, 2020

clutched up 

When a friend pulls through.

Peter really clutched up when he sent the math notes.

clutched up by Joshua_Rothwell March 10, 2017

Clutched my pearls 

To place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.

The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.

That comedian was so vulgar that I clutched my pearls during the entire show.

Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::

Clutched my pearls by VickyJames May 19, 2008

Catched 

A word idiots use when they can't spell caught.

They catched that chicken.

Catched by Logic101 October 23, 2014

Clenched penis 

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

Clenched penis by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

clatchet

classy + ratchet.

Elegant women who dance to strip club music are "clatchet."

clatchet by LOLingALLDAY December 16, 2012