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clutched up 

Peter really clutched up when he sent the math notes.
clutched up by Joshua_Rothwell March 10, 2017

Clutched my pearls 

To place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.

The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.
That comedian was so vulgar that I clutched my pearls during the entire show.

Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::

A word idiots use when they can't spell caught.
They catched that chicken.
Catched by Logic101 October 23, 2014

Clenched penis 

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie
Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"
Clenched penis by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.
Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”
Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018
Elegant women who dance to strip club music are "clatchet."
clatchet by LOLingALLDAY December 16, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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