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Clutched my pearls
To place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.
The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.
The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.
That comedian was so vulgar that I clutched my pearls during the entire show.
Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::
Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::
Clutched my pearls by VickyJames May 19, 2008
Catched
They catched that chicken.
Clenched penis
Clenched penis by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016
Cretched
When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.
Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018
clatchet
clatchet by LOLingALLDAY December 16, 2012
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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