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creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
•Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)
Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.
creamed coldcut by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016

cordcutter 

One who "cuts the cord" and no longer pays for cable service.
"Cable companies HATE this one simple act that cordcutters do!"
cordcutter by mllnnl August 10, 2017

cold cut 

n. Sliced cold cooked meats. Used for sandwiches or served rolled up on a party platter. Often used in plural; 'cold cuts'.
"Whenever I ask my Mom to buy cold cuts so I can make some sandwiches she always gets bologna. I fucking hate bologna."
cold cut by Bruff July 20, 2006

coldcutcooter

A vagina that resembles coldcuts hanging out of a toothless persons gummy smile.
Her coldcutcooter looke nasty, I did not even hit it .
I cant believe that hotchick has arbypoon a.k.a. coldcutcooter.
coldcutcooter by StarTreader November 30, 2015

Cold Cut Combo 

The magical, mystical basis for Subway's business. It's a pre-slabbed "meat"nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. Supposedly kosher*. (*I am not a rabbi).
Dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
Dave: can you just take the ham off then?
Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham.
Dave: ummm ...
Cold Cut Combo by TotoMMB December 27, 2011

cold cut combo 

a vagina that looks like a sideways meat sandwich
man she had a tight cold cut combo
cold cut combo by dankeggman February 28, 2018
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